Thursday, May 6, 2010

Glory Hole Gey Gratis



I finally succumbed and went: In the Mission of the Sale of MET! We could also call it Mission Impossible, because, as it turned, we found un'emerita bat! (Sounds a bit vulgar but when it takes it takes)
not only the prices were anything but scontantata, not only the sizes were the most absurd of the history of jeans .. but the ugliness of the infinite pieces that c 'were they? I can not even express it in words!
The only satisfaction was seeing that my friend will lean the rovava 29, while I was halfway between 31 and 30 .. then realized that if she is 165cm high and 180cm ... I'm almost glad I was your trip nonstante useless!
[ you satisfied with little co .. ]
Another thing highly commendable, then, was the complete, total and absolute disregard of orders ... oh my God, call presuporrebbe committed to do their job and that is simply to talk to each other look as if I were a fly squashed on the windshield just because you have your running shoes (long live the Converse purple) and instead they are "pretending" to sell clothes a prostitute dressed like these ...
Coooooooooommunque .. Where was I? Ah yes! I said, this total disregard of the semi-committed in giving you a hand is certainly preferable, at least from my point of view, totally opposite to the behavior of the shops in the center ..
For example, a few days ago I went to Benetton .. Now, let's remember for the future, NEVER go to Benetton in the morning! Never! Nor should cost me my life! Enter
and there are 5 to 8 orders that await you at the door (plus a security guard in a suit .. (- - ')) .. as you put one foot inside are already taking charge ..
-You need something? Can I help you?
"No thanks, I just wanted to take a look ..
Now, they smile at you and leave you to go .. but it's a fake! As you turn to follow you like a shadow .. shelves are fair .. in front of a prey of vultures and you definitely seem to be a carcass .. continues to feel seen, you look behind and they turn around pretending nothing, taking the first sweater under fire and the fold even though it was already bent fold .. ..
Then you continue your turn, more and more uncomfortable .. and stretch a hand! You do not know why you do it, but that pair of pants you drew and you see them better .. do not even have time to touch the stuff ... -You want your
size?
-No thanks, I just wanted to take a look ..
again smile at you and leave you to go .. then you moved to the next horde of women while in uniform will follow you with one eye, and see another pair of pants. At this point, you've made a fool again, you're not going to repeat! So you look around making sure that there is green light .. it seems that no contract is involved, you deceive yourself, and again reached out .. It seems that no one is interested .. but they are hidden! Spuntante like mushrooms from behind the racks of shirts .. if they lie in wait all night!
-Those who were previously looked a lighter fabric, this is a fabric a little more pesantino ..
But I had asked something!
-Thanks but I just wanted to take a look ..
-Why, you see, there is also this model is very nice ..
and shows you the end that is bad in that shop .. Now, I have realized that they must sell, and do not know if some kind of ranking of the Top Ten Job .. the sellers of crap .. but maybe some things should be enclosed in a box and thrown into a pit, possibly without end!
No, look, I do not like ..
and attempts to escape, but you can not chase you because they continue to show things they have in store until one does not say the magic phrase
-Want to try?
Now, there are those who think that no one would be enough, but after years of careful investigation, have concluded that the only real way out is to say it .. because I said no, continue to show clothes, but saying you deceive yourself and the fool, just like they did with you!
Get what you want, bring him into the dressing room and, carefully, do not open the curtain ..
-How are you?
-Male!
You do not even try the stuff, just that you say you're wrong! It may be too short, the color that slams, the buttons that you do not like the larger size that is cmq too small or vice versa .. no longer choose what you wanted .. you are ill and then, with your great satisfaction, job orders, with their tails between their legs, they are forced to release them!
Other techniques would be, go in times of great chaos when all the contracts are involved, but this plan has its hand, at least for me .. I hate the confusion or fermrsi the center of the room and look around without showing interest in something in particular .. it tends to confuse the sellers can not recommend anything because they do not know exactly what you're looking .. of course this plan has its drawbacks: first you may not look anything close to good, according to the security guard could come and ask you if you missed the exit and take you kindly! Depending on the age and athleticism of the guard, however, this latter point could be considered a pro!
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